Anonymous asked the2headedcalf-archive:

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

bromantically

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

verthanthi

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

a-real-human-person-not-fake

*minimizes word document and stands up*

My body:

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lichfucker

[image description: an excerpt of text that says:

“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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justahumblememefarmer

TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

elsas

this is still….so funny

unknownknights-blog (Deactivated)

It was

jooshcraft (Deactivated)

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

mrchicsaraleo

no, I digress, they did have to do that and aren’t we glad they did

adultkiddo

We are all 9 in this situation.

canadianwheatpirates

Considering that the first season of classic Doctor Who blew its whole budget on the Daleks and then had to write a serial set entirely inside the tardis with the characters just acting weird, I’d say that New Who was just following an honoured tradition tbh

nudityandnerdery

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

officiallordvetinari

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